Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Funny Questions About Life - Part 4

I’m amazed how people from all over the globe are checking out these funny questions of life. It just goes to show that no matter where you come from and no matter what you do, there’s always time to goof off. So keep on scrolling and get ready for: Funny Questions About Life - Part 4!

Confounding Questions - Group 1

If there’s a speed of light and a speed of sound, why isn’t there a speed of smell?

Why are toy hippopotamus always blue when they’re really grey or brown?

How can there be a Miss Universe when earth is the only planet represented?

How old do you have to be to die of old age?

Why do guys wear baseball caps backwards? Are they trying to shade their necks?

Crazy Questions of Life - Group 2 

If you’re hungry and you know there’s nothing in the fridge, why do you keep going back and opening the door?

Does the word “vice-versa” confuse dyslexics?

Is there another word for “thesaurus”?

Why does every company’s phone message say, “This call may be recorded for quality purposes” when the quality never improves?

Why do Chinese restaurants provide forks and spoons, but no knives?

Quirky Questions of Life - Group 3

Why do grocery express checkout lanes always have the slowest checkers?

If four out of five doctors always recommend a product, who is that fifth stubborn doctor?

Who was the first person to crack open and oyster and say, “man, that looks tasty!”?

Why do steam irons have permanent press setting?

Why do they talk about color weather radar on the radio? 

When you see a guy wearing pants almost to his ankles, are they pants that are too short or shorts that are too long?

Crazy Questions of Life - Group 4

How come the person who pulls out in front of you is always the person who drives 

the slowest?

Why do women curl their eyelashes? Has anyone ever complimented them on their curliness? 

Why do people order a piece of cheesecake with a diet Coke?

If a man makes a comment in the forrest with no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

Why do they try to make pet food in TV commercials look good to humans? 

Why do people wear socks with sandals? Would they also wear pants under their shorts?

Copious Questions - Group 5

Why does the freeway lane you change to always end up being the slowest?

And who is the first car in line that’s causing everyone to stop?

Why do people wash their dishes before putting them in the dishwasher?

When a person discovers the other person they are talking to doesn’t speak 

their language, why do they start talking louder and slower? 

So, have I finally discovered all the funny questions of life? Is this the final installment?

Are there no more questions left to wonder and plunder? Calm down Sparky, of course there’s more. So feel free to browse, reminisce, and savor through Parts 1 thru 3 and when I’m feeling curious (bored), I’ll post more funny questions of life!

1 comment:

Meghnad A.S said...

Hey! Stumbled upon your blog! I think its brilliant the way you collected so many questions of life which dont really have any accurate answers!
But to most of your questions are based on a weird ass law that i stumbled upon called, "The Murphy's Law".
I dont know if you have heard about it but i think it will interest you!
I have written something about this law on my blog, Here's the link:
Really liked your blog!